Sunday afternoon, I was exhausted. But it was the best exhausted I’ve been in a long time! I think it’s quite possible I laughed more in one weekend than I have in all my other weekends combined. Why? Because these people are fabulous! If you don’t believe me, read the best quotes of the weekend below. But fair warning, there’s no context provided. Enjoy!
“Doesn’t that make it worth the pat down?” –@saraknic
“I just have good fluid.”-@saraknic
“When I’m low, my Spanish is impeccable.” –@sweetlyvoiced
“For the record, I do not want to marry Simon.” –@rpederse
“Wait, I don’t want to be in the husband picture.” –@SaJaBetes (formerly @SarahandipidousD)
“I have a working pancreas and it produces insulin. My body just isn’t interested in it.” -@rpederse
“I would hold it all day because my brother told me a snake would bite my butt.” –@victoriacumbow
“Did I tweet you the picture of the service chicken?” -@saraknic
“I’m an introvert, too. No, really, I am.” -@saraknic
“I’m sweating like a pig and I’m not even low.” –@STroyCrow
“It’s not real till it’s been tweeted.” –@KellyRawlings
“I don’t have much feeling below the knee so feel free to touch around down there.” -@STroyCrow
“He looked like he just snorted glucose tabs.” –@scottkjohnson
“But you all look so happy and healthy.” -the waitress at Jack’s Stack
“It’s not his first burger, it’s just his first burger not made of kangaroo.” –@typeboring (Jess’ husband)
“So how many velociraptors are in Alabama anyway?” –@AaronNebraska (Kim’s husband)
“I think they should be called Des Moinkers.” -@iamsquee
“When has anything been called an oinker?” -@saraknic
“Oh God, I’m going on Twitter, aren’t I?” -@AaronNebraska
“How is it that you live in Florida? You’re so white.” -@STroyCrow
“It was 63 grams of wonderfulness.” -@iamsquee
“He’s the Nicolas Sparks of the Diabetes Community.” –@Diabetic_Iz_Me
“If I drink enough Diet Coke, it’s like being drunk.” -@iamsquee
“We can stop and ask for directions because we’re not men.” -not sure who said that.
“You’re not a hand.” –@imamandalynn
“Woooooooooooow.” -nurse at the hospital
“This room has more insulin than a pharmacy.” –@kssoup
“Dude, she’s like a four-legged mom.” -@victoriacumbow
“Get a bagel, they’re low carb.” -@typeboring
“Hi, nice to meet you. I’m sorry your pancreas works.” -@KellyRawlings
“One of the best blood draws I’ve ever had was in the dark.” -@saraknic
“You better not take my grilled cheese sandwich. I will cut you.” -@scottkjohnson
“In school, my teacher was big on H.” -@STroyCrow
“I’m NOT addicted to Diet Coke. I can quit anytime I want.” -@scottkjohnson
“OK, now you can lift my dress.” -the bride
“Life would be so much easier if I were a mouse.” -@saraknic
“It’s a mating thing. Peacocks show their feathers and she puts her leg behind her head.” -@txtngmypancreas
“You can shave them. I know how to do these things.” -@STroyCrow
These had me cracking up! And for some reason, my favorite is “This room has more insulin than a pharmacy.” -@kssoup!!!
OMG! I’m busting up! Read over half these to my oldest who gave the “I really don’t care but I’ll listen anyway” look.
HAHAH
I am sooo inappropriate!
i love that my husband is on the list TWICE, and i’m not on it at all! 😛
also, how did Scott Strange not say anything list-worthy? i can’t believe that…
LOVE.
Also: “Your hand is a bank. Whoa.”
Heheheh. This is great. I love Jon’s line about the hospital room, with all of us visiting Babs, having more insulin in it than the pharmacy.
Hahaha! Except… you promised that you were going to quote that funny thing I said, but it’s not here. But then again, I can’t remember what it was either. So… there’s that.
I miss all y’all.
aahah fantastic! i love out of context quotes! i think my fave was:
“Hi, nice to meet you. I’m sorry your pancreas works.” -@KellyRawlings