I’m roughly a week or so into my 70.3 triathlon training, and it’s amazing what I’ve already discovered. Here a few of those things in list form because I’m too tired to write a real blog post.
- Training was easy the first day and I felt some stellar confidence. Then, day two happened and all confidence disappeared.
- I know how people afford to do triathlons now. They have no time (or energy) to go anywhere to spend money.
- I’m tired.
- I swam farther than a mile without drowning, and I now understand why people brag. I was so proud of myself and the only person in the pool was the lifeguard. He didn’t care. (At least about the mile. I think he was probably happy I didn’t drown.)
- I thought I would miss my beloved nachos covered in buffalo sauce. I was right; I do. I miss them very, very much. I also miss having the time to make them and eat them in front of Netflix.
- Sleep now trumps drinking wine on my list of favorite things to do after work.
- I’m tired.
- The person who first decided to wear leggings as pants was probably training for a tri and didn’t have the energy to put on real pants and if she had found the energy, she was probably too sore to do so. (8a.) I will now be Amazon ordering baggy sweaters that cover my bum because, #leggingsAREpants.
- Insomnia is not a problem, but waking up in the morning is a problem. So. Tired.
- I have no idea how people with families do this. (10a.) So much for dating as a new year’s resolution. There is no time. And there is definitely no energy. Poor planning on my part, for sure.
- Mental exhaustion is a real thing, and I think that affects me more than physical exhaustion.
- Rest day is my new favorite day of the week.
- I like my coach, but I especially like that he answers all of my questions no matter how dumb they are… and there have been a few of those.
- Making training a priority is hard, and I’ve had to say no to a few fun things to fit in workouts. I imagine this will only increase as May gets closer.
- This is way harder than I thought. Way. Harder.
- I’m still tired.
- But I’m also really happy and having fun. (Even without the nachos and wine… OK, fine. I didn’t cut out the wine entirely. But I still haven’t had nachos. #lifegoals)
- These things do NOT taste like buffalo nachos, no matter how hard I wish it:

Proud of you! Reading this made me tired!
So, you’re saying you’re tired?